5/17/2018

"If only there was a place to watch movies not in my class, oh yeah... anywhere else" -Professor is tired of our BS and lethargic notions

4/23/18

"If you're too high, then I'll pull you down. If you're too low, then I'll probably keep you there." -Professor on our ego

3/6/18

"I'm pretty sure there's going to be a tornado at 10am" -Professor predicting the future tornado [drill]

4/17/18

"Nah, I'm waiting for this Friday (4/20)" -Professor when asked if he's going to get Lit at the annual Literary Festival

2/5/18

"I'm really just waiting to die" -Just a case of the Mondays with Professor Newman

1/9/2018

"Today we are gonna write about our feelings, write out how you feel... Just kidding feelings don't matter" -Professor coming back from break.

12/1/17

"You guys stink!" -Professor at Construction Workers out the Window

11/7/17

"You know they don't call us the education state? There's a reason for that" -Professor when IllinoisReportCard doesn't work

9/28/17

"Beyonce isn't disposable but Jay Z is" -Professor on the Queen B 

9/27/17

"I'm married to loneliness" -Professor on marriage